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GASH 2012: The Reprehensibles

The Great Fogie Dynasty continues on, from Fogies, Space Fogies, Those Meddling Adults, and Scav All-Czars, to emerge in its newest form:

The Reprehensible Retrospectacle


Come one, come all, and see the gallery of villains that is this year's team... if you dare.


Fan of all Seven, but right now
he’ll have to go with Wrath
(Zach)


Ignores needy families to 
respond to Scav emails
(John P)






Caused the housing bubble by
urging kids to get their own
damn lawns
(Jesse)




Internet troll
(Ashley)



Torturer of children
(Jay)






Republican Frontrunner
(SPH)




On a quest for stabby 
vengeance
(Thias)



Princess Sparkle Pony
(Cara)




Merciless Mom
(Sheila)






Slaps defenseless boy wonders
(Pranks)


Fruit fly tramp stamp artist
(Kenneth)




Shot a man in Reno, 
couldn't be bothered 
to write a song about it
(Andrew)


The secret ingredient is the 
tears of her enemies
(Christine)

An aggressive Captain. 
You probably won’t like him.
(Rob)





Burden to others 
(unlicensed road tripper)
(Nicolle)




Cackles at the misfortunes of 
others
(Trevor)




Maker of bad 
"retrospectacle" puns
(Tucker)




Enron CFO Andrew Fastow
(Dan)



Phi Beta Kappa, plotting
in retail
(Amber)




Banned from trivia due to 
excess of evil genius
(Ben)



Holds a Guinness world
record
in evil
(Pat)


Her birth was payback for the 
sins of man. But you know 
the worst thing about her? 
She's going to be a librarian.
(Loranne)




Does not acknowledge the
five-second rule
(John L)




Erases page captains from time
(Gretchen)




Adult
(Dr. Becky)



Burns hotter than the bhut
jolokia
(Wil)

Priestess of the billable hour
(Meredith)





Sold smallpox blankets to
Indians
(Alan)






Lights pandas on fire
(Gerbil)






Ambassador of vulgarity
(Dee)




Fearless Leader (ret.)
(Sam F)




Ditching Scav for a wedding
(Eric)




Tweets as a leggy blonde 
(Evan)







Pro-war and pro-family
(Garett)




Inebriates the sick
(Fix)



Nonvoting delegate from 
Alderaan
(Sonia)


Goddamn hippie
(Colleen)



Rampaging cyclist
(Lauren)

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